“I SEA what you mean Phil, we're up the CREEK without a paddle, messages STREAM-ing in, people all STEAM-ed up, I'm feeling DRAIN-ed, and need a DRINK.
hehehehehe”

“WATER way to end the day! People FLOODING this thread with messages over the letter C. Next thing we will have comments POURING in with regards to all the TIDAL WAVE of emails they have been getting! he he I'll get me coat!”

“Kelly. For God's sake girl, concentrate. I KNOW Frederika didn't mention the capital C. She was trying to be clever and correct someone else's misuse of the apostrophe. I was merely pointing out that as she herself was using the capital form of C incorrectly, she was hardly in a position to preach to others about their bad English. WAKE UP, girl.”

“Chris I have just seen your comment about the governments excuse. Can you explain what the government has to do with a local authority problem”

“Peter did you not read Frederika's message she did not mention the capital C in chavs I suggest you read before commenting first”

“Frederika, Graham was correct to use a capital C for Chav, as it started the sentence. However in your reply you used the capital C incorrectly.”

“Hmm! Now how does one wish the heavens to fall upon the self righteous, when one is too close for comfort. If I ever figure that one out, believe me, they are going to be the first to know. What a bundle of sanctimonious, self seeking, self serving and loathsome scrimshaw litter the shore line of this ever creeping tide of filth. You shall not prosper.”

“Graham of Beverley - Chavs does not need an apostrophe - it is a plural. From a non-Chav Hull girl.”

“But what are the council doing to divert the lava away from my house before the next volcanic eruption, that's what I want to know.”

“Stick a hose on the fountain and lead it to the Humber. Problem solved! Unless, of course, the fountain is blocked up with leaves...”