“ha ha, classic dobbin, and look at any of my posts did i once say we would be world beaters? answer no, il leave that to morgan, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha plonker.”

“oh dear ulllaaaaa, 1st to die eh? shall i run this one by ya, cos maybe youve onny bin goin since the council house came along? in 1999 YOUR club did die dint papa tell ya or did it slip his mind?”

“ullllaaa, i dont need to calm down son im fine and dandy thanks all the same, but i think you thundersharks need ta tek a breether and a reality check if ya think ya worldbeaters already? remember last season when it all went t!tties up after 5 rounds eh? well i,ll be waiting to adress you turds when it happens again alright me old china? the KFC never forgets!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“ohh and by the way, your club would be the first to die and probably will when your franchise gets rejected, thats after clintons visa gets rejected, and the 10,000 dont turn up, and the debt increases, and cooke gets offloaded, gelea finds a new club, hudgell sells up and moves on, oh well theres always a trip to dewsbury.”

“calm down son, ha ha, my point is no matter who we play, what score we beat them and in what fashion we beat them, there will always be an excuse, but its pretty contradictive, when you dobbins blamed us for making excuses when we have had a genuine injury nightmare for 2 seasons running, really makes me pee. sorry if i hit a nerve, wigan 30-kr 16 u can bet on it i know i will be.”

“oh dear no faith(another name changer), when we do play saints it wont be another 2 easy pionts off them weel save them 2 fa when we play YOU ? by the way will ya be one of the HARD core 3500 thousand there or one of the 600? depending on league position? uuuuummmmm weel see weel see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Just checked the odds on Dobbins losing their next 8 games, don't think I'll bother very poor odds!! All the remarks about Saints being poor, don't worry Dobbins YOU play them soon, if they are as poor as you are saying it will be 2 easy points eh??”

“kfc, like i sed earlier, kr fans were saying we were gonna get hammered a few days ago, then we go hammer saints and then suddenly kr fans start saying saints were poor, we never let them play, and now the dobbins are saying oh wait until hudds they will bring you back down, just face it all the dobbins were green with envy at 8 oclock saturday, and i for 1 loved it, oh and they did say on radio the dobbins were lackluster and need to improve to beat wigan, 30 - 16 to wigan you can bet on it i know il be.”

“are you dobbins right, i heard on radio that rovers wasnt great, and they were fustrated by salford and they would need to improve drastically to come away with two points at wigan, i think you need to take them red and white tinted glasses off.”

“steve fc dont forget you won your first 5 last season and ended up looking fools .com back and tell us how good you are in say 10 games time.yes you got a good win.reproduce it every week .”