A stylist without style. It's a bit like a pianist without a piano, a gymnast without a gymnasium, or a footballer without a ball.

What baffles me is that these jumped-up, boob- grabbing stylists step out in public in some of the most hideous get-ups.

You would have thought if they are so über-critical about others, they would look in a mirror before stepping out of the house.

Take the gobby American stylist Brix Smith-Start, who recently sashayed down the red carpet wearing a rather frumpy, black outfit.

My fashion fix tip: Style yourself before others.