“Just read my post ... My literacy lessons from Wozza seem to be paying off ... I also forgot to add should the crew be on minimum wage?”

“Not really. I love travelling on trains and boats but what would I do with the dog?”

“My good friend Charlie The Chaplain was discussing this with me the other afternoon at the Rectorage. We agreed it will be very special to see this vessel in the water and we said a special prayer for all future patrons. There will apparently be kennels available for pet owners so good luck with future voyages.”

“who is paying for it to be built ?”

“An Australian oil billionaire - its a hobby project”

“I wonder, will they need a man of the cloth onboard?”

“well with your connection to ice you would be the perfect choice but if they choose you, Rev, I hope you can answer questions on the bible.”

“They'll need a music man won't they? Must get that satin shirt of mine with the tassles dry-cleaned..”

“Is it an exact replica? With the whole "fatal design flaw that made it sink" element?

If so, can we start nominating passengers?”

“jenoh,

Oooh yes please”

“Why not? John Prescott, Jeremy Clarkson. Jeremy Beadle ...is he still alive?”

“No Mr Beadle passed away! Can we add Mandleson, Eamonn Holmes, Jeremy Kyle and Katie Price?”

“This proposal may well be the tip of an iceberg. I would imagine that it may not go down well with some folk though.

Apollo”

“MFL

Let's go for as many 'Jeremys' as possible.

Esther Rantzen, Sarah Palin, Sharon Osbourne

Simon Cowell, Noel Edmonds, Vanessa Feltz”

“Paul Daniels”

“A_M

Hello :)”

“The entire cast og TOWIE - in fact the population of Essex”

“Cherie Blair, Hilary Clinton and Ken Bruce.”

“gok wan .. vanessa feltz (if we send her more chance of it going down) ... ronaldo ... lorraine kelly and that snowman drip mr jones .... (bring back Dan lobb & kate) .... andrew marr .... cheryl baker ... carol voderman ... kerry katonia ...that weirdo off fat families and dr christian off embarrassing bodies ... in fact Dr Hilary off GMTV ... john terry ... nick clegg ... john prescott....”

“and john 1947 if he doent agree with me ;) ... u know it makes sense”

“The entire Trump family. Saw Eric the other night. Ukkkkk.”

“The entire Trump family. Saw Eric the other night. Ukkkkk.”

“In short, a genocide cruise.”

“well if they want a true re-enactment ...”