Sunday, March 17 2013, 3:23PM
“He was also Welsh”
Sunday, March 17 2013, 6:12PM
“Is that the way you write your sermons rev? Tell your congregation to 'google it'.”
Sunday, March 17 2013, 10:34PM
“I am half Irish so in time honoured tradition I have raised a glass to St Patrick!I really hate to correct posters and I am sure this was a typo but it is customary to pray to a Saint to ask for help or guidance not to pray for him/her.I will now offer a prayer to Francis de Sales ( Patron Saint of Writers ) so that he may guide you and you may not commit any more typo's.Two Hail Mary's,1 Pater Noster and a pint of your favourite tipple should be enough penance. Dues Benedixerim”
Sunday, March 17 2013, 10:35PM
Sunday, March 17 2013, 10:39PM
“Ah lovely Latin. I was terrible at it. Remind be what you're on about?”
Sunday, March 17 2013, 10:59PM
“A recent sermon I held was about promiscuity. Because Lady Very_ is a little old fashioned and staid It was decided that she should be told that I was giving a talk on 'yachting'. When one of the congregation stopped her in the street the following day and said she'd enjoyed my sermon my wife blurted out "Well, I don't understand this at all, the first time we tried it he was sick and the second time his hat blew off."Remind #me that should have said.”
Monday, March 18 2013, 2:14AM
“Google it.John1947 - don't be afraid but I'm starting to love you a little.”
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