“He was also Welsh”

“Is that the way you write your sermons rev? Tell your congregation to 'google it'.”

“I am half Irish so in time honoured tradition I have raised a glass to St Patrick!
I really hate to correct posters and I am sure this was a typo but it is customary to pray to a Saint to ask for help or guidance not to pray for him/her.
I will now offer a prayer to Francis de Sales ( Patron Saint of Writers ) so that he may guide you and you may not commit any more typo's.
Two Hail Mary's,1 Pater Noster and a pint of your favourite tipple should be enough penance.
Dues Benedixerim”

“I am half Irish so in time honoured tradition I have raised a glass to St Patrick!
I really hate to correct posters and I am sure this was a typo but it is customary to pray to a Saint to ask for help or guidance not to pray for him/her.
I will now offer a prayer to Francis de Sales ( Patron Saint of Writers ) so that he may guide you and you may not commit any more typo's.
Two Hail Mary's,1 Pater Noster and a pint of your favourite tipple should be enough penance.
Dues Benedixerim”

“I am half Irish so in time honoured tradition I have raised a glass to St Patrick!
I really hate to correct posters and I am sure this was a typo but it is customary to pray to a Saint to ask for help or guidance not to pray for him/her.
I will now offer a prayer to Francis de Sales ( Patron Saint of Writers ) so that he may guide you and you may not commit any more typo's.
Two Hail Mary's,1 Pater Noster and a pint of your favourite tipple should be enough penance.
Dues Benedixerim”

“Ah lovely Latin. I was terrible at it. Remind be what you're on about?”

“A recent sermon I held was about promiscuity. Because Lady Very_ is a little old fashioned and staid It was decided that she should be told that I was giving a talk on 'yachting'. When one of the congregation stopped her in the street the following day and said she'd enjoyed my sermon my wife blurted out "Well, I don't understand this at all, the first time we tried it he was sick and the second time his hat blew off."

Remind #me that should have said.”

“Google it.

John1947 - don't be afraid but I'm starting to love you a little.”