“I honestly cant think of anything .. I love christmas ... i even like sprouts and my motherinlaw....

Erm ...maybe the fact that when we visit relatives on boxing day I am designated driver so can't have a tipple... I may book a taxi this year though... but if that's all I have to moan about I guess I am really lucky...

I like the fact I can have a selection box and a glass of wine for breakfast and no one questions it..
however I did cook christmas dinner last year twice as I burnt everything but the meat.. i held it together and no-one noticed, if they did they were too polite to say. So maybe just one big glass with my selection box till after dinner

I do hate taking down the tree though and putting it in the loft its a right chre”

“Some geezer in a g1mp mask. That would sort of ruin my festivities.”

“dont look in the mirror then”

“How hurtful. You love me?”

“your thread - your turn”

“The sound and smell of Mrs Dore cooking. I always cook Christmas dinner, but this year she is threatening to take over. If this happens I will be down the local for a bag of crisps.
She is to cooking what Hitler was to foreign relations.”

“its a good job your not eastside ... you would have had to share those crisps with my bunch ...”

“bt, your tree is a fake one? How come I'm not stunned?”

“Getting drunk the night before and waking up to find Mr Blobby's face on the pillow next to mine.”

“g69 - surely no-one can drink that much - you would have had to have been spiked with rohypnol

mimi - your not stunned because your so thick skinned

I love my fake tree - environmentally friendly - no mess or hassle - no year on year cost and looks very pretty

if you are intimating that I am fake - how would you know? you know nothing about me :)”

“Who is this Mr. Blobby of which you speak sweet gw?
bt, I am simply not stunned about your fake tree, I am insinuating nothing. I was simply just being lovely.”

“Keith Lemon”

“mimi

Surely you know who Mr Blobby is?

Didn't you even have his face on your photo a while ago?

Any excuse to post.”

“Ah, so you're insinuating that Mr. Blobby is little old me? Don't you know that we're in the season of goodwill to all men? That means that you'll have to be unusually nice to me which will be nice. looking forward to the start of it. I'll start..... hope the lovely ghostwriter69/xwzzzzzzz/etc/etc/etc/ has a lovely Christmas with her dog and her new laptop. Merry Christmas gw. And may your New Year be filled with everything you wish for yourself. Now, isn't that just simply lovely?”

“mimitheDJ

How do you work out that I am insinuating that Mr Blobby is you?

You asked me who Mr Blobby was (obviously a well known TV character) and as I you had only recently been using his head on your posting photo, I reminded you by using that as an example.

You don't seriously think that I think you look like that photo do you? For goodness sake, your body is nothing like the one in the photo. Complete wishful thinking on your part.

That's one of the many downsides of being a 'local celebrity'. We all know what you look like.”

“Ah, you mean that, as i am a local celebrity I am erm, model fodder? Why thank you.”

“Oy, I`m the only super model around here ;-)”

“Errm - being a "celebrity" doesn't make you 'model fodder'

Timmy Mallet, Christopher Biggins, Joe Swash, Paul Daniels ...”

“Actually floss, if that's a real pic of you the only thing that puts me off you is you really do remind me of my first wife. She looked like an angel but alas.....

gw, if i were a bird, three out of those four I would definitely go for, see, all tastes are different. Couldn't go for biggins, he's gay!”