“Cuba, eh. Just remember that if you come across any men with thick black beards dressed in orange hi- vis boiler suits and they are asking you to help them get away, then the chances are they aren't dockers :)
As far as my holiday goes, I'm waiting for the dj to come up with the goods for now, if that fails I'll book summat in the spring. I notice he hasn't been around for a few day's and that g69 is missing today as well. I can imagine them being snuggled up in a Yurt somewhere in the back of beyond together tonight just to get away from the fireworks you understand:)”

“g69,
Sorry, I obviously haven't been reading the right threads, either that or I must have been busy lurking around takeaways.
I mention the dj because love him or hate him, and I know that secretly you like him being here, the place is a lot quieter without him, and, dare I say, a lot duller.”

“god I cant wait - its not while Feb. ... need to get on extreme diet and get tanned up ...
If they lock up orange people with a tash, I could be at risk, I don't want anyone to think I have escaped, I might enjoy being put in a stress position though ;)

I have been to Cuba before, I know people say why go to the same place twice, but holidays are expensive,I work too hard and rarely get them so I want to know its gonna be nice....

I do like a bit of culture but I am ready to chillax chav style ... champagne and choux pastries for breakfast ...

G69 - you might have to call ambulance if you see me jogging in park ...”

“g69 - did you dance to "ooops up side your head...say ooops up side your head" ....”

“does your dog eat vol au vents ... how terribly posh :)”

“jz,

I can`t believe you`d think g69 was anything BUT terribly posh ;-))”

“No - the Do wasn't even that posh let alone me!”

“Just a quick response to steveodore's comment above. Cheers for the kind words. (21.39 on Nov 3). I'm refraining from posting on here 'cos I don't think the comments aimed at me are always justified. Mind you, with all due respect to the members, I don't think I'm missing much. Hope you all have a super Chrimbo. God bless.”

“Too good to last”

“jz

The Hull jewish community will be pleased as I think they get a bit stuck for Bar mitzvah poems.

Can I also add (not in verse) that if he decides to post again, he doesn't need to critique every other post that every other poster puts on here.”

“Miami, Miami, here I come! Two more sleeps, one of them in Landan Taaan wiv der Cockerneys!”

“I have lovely pearly jacket you can borrow”

“bt,
And necklace?”

“Knees up Muvva Braaan! Hopefully it'll be warm so the pearly coat can stay with you bt, but thanks for the offer.

Stevedore - that particular item of neck decoration wouldn't go with anything I own, thanks.

It's such a persistent stain...”

“My gran used to say pearls are for tears and don't wear a pearl necklace for your wedding. Wise words from my gran there. Wedding album would have been a joy to reminisce over if I could just get the pages open.

jenoh this ones for you :)
http://tinyurl.com/acwoe6b”

“jenoh are you back from Miami and was it good?”

“Still sunning myself, ta.”

“Jenoh,

Are you posting from Miami?

That is sooo sad.”

“flossy

Not if he is advising me on what laptop to buy.”

“I am well jell ;(”

“Flossy - I'm not hunting out Internet cafes or posting at the expense of doing other things. That WOULD be sad.”

“jenoh

You will have to move abroad on a permanent basis. We seem to hear more from you when you are than when you are in the UK.”