“why 26?”

“It's hull truck policy.”

“its ageist”

“Shush bt13jz! Bums on seats and all that!

Also, it's an attempt to attract younger members of the community into the theatre who may not have been since panto or a school trip and may be under the illusion that there's nothing in it for them. Hopefully as they get older they will progress up the career ladder and earn a higher wage which they will then spend at the theatre.

When you eventually reach pension age you can have a discount as well.

"Vastly" selling tickets eh? Do they expand as soon as the cash is handed over?”

“26 is the new age for youth concessions as nobody can be expected to get a decent job before their mid 20's in the current climate.

Inflation, innit?”

“Im over 26 and I haven't been since pant

... cannon and ball exploited me as a kid, got me up on stage and made a joke of me ... it was christmas and they asked me if I wanted a cabbage patch kid ... it was in the 80's which little girl didn't? We couldn't afford one and I replied yes please -rock on tommy ... and he said wait I will go get from back stage and he came back on handed me a cabbage and said there you go its not grown yet ... the hilarity!

All that I can remember was the sea of laughing faces .... I now will not public speak as a result of this ... do you think nigel hudgell can help me sue?”

“Im over 26 and I haven't been since pant

... cannon and ball exploited me as a kid, got me up on stage and made a joke of me ... it was christmas and they asked me if I wanted a cabbage patch kid ... it was in the 80's which little girl didn't? We couldn't afford one and I replied yes please -rock on tommy ... and he said wait I will go get from back stage and he came back on handed me a cabbage and said there you go its not grown yet ... the hilarity!

All that I can remember was the sea of laughing faces .... I now will not public speak as a result of this ... do you think nigel hudgell can help me sue?”

“Im over 26 and I haven't been since pant

... cannon and ball exploited me as a kid, got me up on stage and made a joke of me ... it was christmas and they asked me if I wanted a cabbage patch kid ... it was in the 80's which little girl didn't? We couldn't afford one and I replied yes please -rock on tommy ... and he said wait I will go get from back stage and he came back on handed me a cabbage and said there you go its not grown yet ... the hilarity!

All that I can remember was the sea of laughing faces .... I now will not public speak as a result of this ... do you think nigel hudgell can help me sue?”

“sorry it keeps crashing and reloading :(”

“sorry it keeps crashing and reloading :(”

“sorry it keeps crashing and reloading :(”

“Accounts for your twisted nature though bt”