“Sorry to veer off my great friend but no-one's gonna know what you're on about here jen. The majority of us are a tad dim-on-here.”

“Sensational
Speak for yourself if you believe you are a dim wit then that's fine but don't try to label the majority of the forum in that way.”

“Sensational,

Speak for yourself dim wit.”

“Of course we know what it's about.

That's probably because most of us are not completely self obsessed and actually read what other posters write.

Hint - newlad, little aeroplane”

“Oops! Sorry If you good people thought my reference was to you all. It was a reference to my dimwit self! Just shows how a guy can be misconstrued eh?”

“That was actually a funny one when someone (won't say who posted it) DJ, does it stand for Dim Joker?

I loved it so much I got a load of business cards made with it on. Brilliant.”

“There were loads of these but I spent so long looking a `better than the one before` that I almost lost the will to live,

y wozza1968

Tuesday, May 08 2012, 8:45PM

"they get about 17 grand a year wages ,,,,,plus experiences on top of there wage ,,,so sorry flossythisandthat u is wrong"

I`d forgotten how much this made me laugh.”

“mimi

"but no-one's gonna know what you're on about here "


"It was a reference to my dimwit self!"


Can we merge 2 posts in one for this answer?”

“Another woz one I'm afraid ... bad grammar...made me p1ss

"Spending all week sat in waiting for the postie ******"”

“sorry seeing stars

bum...mer”

“Sensational work there in all senses of the word.

Give me strength...

wozza in reply to my suggestion that I read his posts in the voice of Noel Coward:-

"Try Lestor Piggott."

(You can have as many goes as you want, this isn't an absolute definitive answer I'm after).”

“Ah, I'd forgotten that one and the subsequent speculation on job prospects as a postie interferer!”

“Jenoh one of yours I think

First rule of wozz club
Dont talk about wozz club”

“Rattling a budgies cage”

“Thrush ... the irritating see you next tuesday”

“Thanks jz

You have posted some corkers too but I need to research my favourite ...”

“Sensational asked us to share our thought or feelings to liven the forum up, I loved this response:


by darkchuckFriday, January 04 2013, 1:31PM
"have you ever killed someone ?
Thanks darkchuck!”

“"dont be mean the dj has a face for radio :)"

NOT mine”

“"I didn't realise that using your bike was so masculine. I do try to ride it my bicycle side saddle though because I am a lady about town...just doing lady things...."

comment on a story about a ladies' bike club”

“I protested the 'Thrush' one at the time but I'm pleased to say, with hindsight, that I was wrong and can now fully appreciate it.

More seriously, I liked how there were many messages of support when Flossy's granddaughter was poorly.

Also the pain clinic thread I thought was a very good use of this format of discussion.”

“jenoh

You ARE patient, and when it wears you down it's bad”

“All the above - brilliant. I used to love Wozza's little 'retort' when someone put him down.
'LOL' which i personally thought was especially brilliant. Really miss that lovely kid.

And didn't i once read that someone thought 'Caligula' was just someone who could write fancy handwriting? Or did i just make it up then for effect?

Ha. sparkling wit never leaves you.

i used to look forward to hearing from that poster (who died before Christmas). What was her name now? Something like Polterprinter69.”

“Yes and I used to love hearing from GCtheDJ, MimitheDJ and Ringos-Dad.



Wonder where they all went to? RIP.”

“A poster once mentioned a Chinese restaurant in Hull called Yinjibar. We have just returned from an early doors supper, it was fantastic, whoever you are,thanks. The Foodloves are now going to hunker down, let it snow!”