“i agree with you, and if i can add to the rant, CATS - why is it they can can be out off a lead, doing there business where they like, usually in other peoples gardens and they dig up the place to do it. how come there owners dont get fined ?”

“Yes and what is going to happen to the dog after it is removed?

As the shelters are full to bursting point they are unlikely to be rehomed so will end up being put to sleep. So in fact, we are punishing the dogs for their owners misbehaviour. As usual.

And who is going to impose these fines? It is already against the law not to pick up after your dog, just as it is against the law to drop litter. But in Hull anyway, these laws are seldom enforced. Maybe if we started enforcing existing laws instead of bringing in new ones, there wouldn't be a problem.”

“It is recognised legally that dogs can be trained but cats can't.

Frankly, cats are better than humans. Deal with it.”

“Anon

Yes I can see the enforcement officers jumping over fences and walls to follow the cat back home to fine its owner. And what if it's a stray?

All animals are better than humans, including weasels.”

“All animals are gods creatures.”

“#Gods creatures”

“#God's”

“We get a load of foxes which dump their negativity on our turf at home ... they are really cute till you see them nipping one off and laying lawn cables ...

Reverend why did god not make the exit parcels bright and smell like jean paul gaultier (the perfume - not the man himself)????”

“You don't half do a lot of posting for somebody who isn't going to bother posting.”

“As a responsible dog owner myself, it infuriates me when I see this. Where I walk my dog, the fields are covered in dog excrement despite several bins about the place. If I can pick up after my dog, so can everyone else. There is simply no excuse not to.”

“Yes but it hardly justifies slaughtering the dog, as newlad suggests”

“There is more geese poo in park than anything else .... I blame the canadians”

“newlad

Just saw your reply to me.

You ought to stick to your intentions not to post anymore.

Oh and by the way, I find people who spit repulsive as well as people who discard litter. Maybe if we see kids doing it we should confiscate them from their parents and put them in orphanages with a 21 day limit on being adopted - or else ...

jz

That is a rather racist comment considering the Canadians are in a tiny minority in the park.”

“#God's.

I have no pets but agree that all pets should have a human going around after them clearing up.”

“They may be a tiny majority but their whole demeanour is uncouth ... I think they should be deported back across the atlantic ... it not fair them flying over here and taking our parks and the benefits of the british duck .. all that bread and seed ... they don't even work for it ... they leave a mess and they attack especially after a pint of vodka ... and dont get me started on the other park invading imposter ....the grey squirrel ....”

“The poor red squirrel is in sad decline I agree because of its stronger cousin. Pehaps we should all say a prayer for the lovely red when we get a minute.”

“how strange, Rev. I thought I saw dog hairs on your cassock. Looked like Border Collie to me :)”

“Might well be red setter hairs? Father O'Flaherty has been to the Rectorage with his dog 'Murphy'. How can you see the cassock. I don't know if I understand.”

“Oh rev, I see everything :) A bit like your boss :) :) :)”

“ghostwriter69:
I assume that you do not follow a specific faith or religion?”

“Do you? You seem to be jumping to a lot of conclusions. Almost as if you'd posted on here before, under another name.

Can I ask, do you believe that everything in the bible is true?”

“OK, I know that it's a "comedy" character (oh my sides) but can we at least try and get it right?

Rectory or vicarage. Not rectorage.”

“no its rectumrage”

“That is a very good question. There are those who would say it can't possibly be true. I believe it is. My assumption is based on the replies you have given me.”

“What replies? Dog hairs on your cassock have nothing to do with my faith.

And you still haven't answered whether or not you believe that the bible is true”

“jenoh

At least it's an improvement on his real one. Character, I mean”

“On the contrary, i said I believe it is. Or why would i be a Very? The rectorage was always a play on words.”

“I just want someone who believes the bible is true to explain

1. How Adam and Eve only had 2 sons yet they were able to populate the earth
2. If Noah took 2 of every type of animal into the ark, what did he feed the carnivores on

Hope you can help.”

“I will ask him and get back to you.”

“#Him”

“Surely you have asked Him already - wasn't it part of your training?

And fancy taking 15 minutes to correct the lower case 'h'”

“Sorry, I've had too many fishes and wine. Besides, what's the rush? He's not online tonight.”

“Well it's like ringing 300300 with a request for a bulk item collection and being told that they will have to wait to speak to Steve Brady first.

Aren't you one of His representatives? If you believe every word in the Bible is true (and you did state this) then you must have your reasons for that and surely you have been asked before? Unless, of course, you are a VERY new comedy vicar.”

“Perhaps you have hit the VERY nail on the head, although perhaps not.”

“Or perhaps I have. You are a great comfort rev, as usual. Tell me where your church is and I will perhaps attend next week's service.”

“Why would such an obvious non believer consider attending a church? Surely you haven't taken the hypocritic oath?”

“Surely the whole point of your existence is to convert us non-believers? Or are you taking the easy option rev? Tut, tut, tut”

“Yes, it's just you.”

“for now”