“I'm retired - Monday is just another day to me”

“It's the first 5 days after the weekend that causes me problems. Not just Monday. After I have got through them, I'm fine.”

“Do you wanna shoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoot the whole day down?

Are you about to go postal? Is this the early warning sign?

G69, you're closest. Get the tranquilliser darts ready.”

“Got to catch her first. Seen a relation out dog walking, but that's as close as I've got.

If she does she may be heading to a certain council run leisure centre - and I'm not talking about Woodford, Ennerdale or Costello.”

“But on second thoughts, if there's nothing on Look North tonight I suppose I have another 6 days to find her. Don't rush back on purpose.”

“I am deffo not going to park as I am either gonna get shot or some dj is gonna hunt me down dump his negativity in my face :(”

“jz

It would just be a tranquiliser dart - for your own good.

jenoh and I are only looking out for you.”

“i am just scared of being put in broadmoor ... i hear they give the jailhouse keys to dj's”

“i am just scared of being put in broadmoor ... i hear they give the jailhouse keys to dj's”

“tell me me me me me why.... I don't like tuesdays?”

“I'm just waiting for visiting day. Goodness gracious.”

“jz

Nothing good on TV perhaps?”

“GCtheDJ - now we know that was a joke and you get a little fruity when you're in your cups, but be careful eh?

Maybe not the best subject matter for humour, especially if you work with kids.”

“Hang on a minute here missus. I have worked entertaining children of all ages for many years. I do not regard your comment as being very entertaining. My comment was directly posted under bt's post and was directly aimed at her post to amuse her. I know my wit sparkles but I would draw the line at being flippant about insinuating I was Savile and she were a child. How ridiculous. Is that how you see your great friend?

Tut tut. You are so bad.”

“tell me why...I don't like Wednesdays?”

“Never mind JZ. When the dj`s numbers come up you can go on his cruise and forget the working week for a while ;-)”

“Look jz, can't you just put us all out of our misery now? Do you like Thursdays? I demand an answer. Your public deserves to know.”

“GCtheDJ - sorry, misunderstood your joke.”

“Apology accepted jenoh bud. I think we're all of the opinion that child molestation is not the subject for flippancy. It makes my blood boil to think that he got away with it, and for such a long time.”

“bt - joking aside, are you having a bad week? You ok?”

“Can I just say that I quite like Thursdays before someone else gets their post in?

bt I would never dump any negativity in anyone's face. I'm too caring for all that. If I recognised someone from the Forum (gonna be tricky) I'd politely smile and wait for them to speak.

Besides, what would I be doing in East Park? Maybe in summer feeding the ducks wiv little 'un or on the swan-boats but there's plenty of dog walking experiences to be had in my own neck-o-the-woods.

My sentiments were that someone else might not be so forgiving. But as usual i was severely misrepresented. ;)”

“GCtheDJ

No one else would put themselves into the position to be insulted the way that you do.

You have had some really bad receptions for your stories about getting one over on KFC workers and SKY salesmen as well as opening letters in the post office so what do you then do? Write about eating sweets out of a pile of rubbish and then when people don't like that, you say it's a lie.

You are simply desperate for attention and you don't care how you get it as long as someone posts back to you. So don't blame us for negative reactions to you when you manipulate us into making them.”

“Thank you for your negative reaction. Using the gift of reverse psychology (thanks to the wonderful cara_mia) I estimate that this 'negativity' of which you speak has been posted by your incredible self tens, perhaps twenties of times. God, the amount of times you've mentioned the KFC lass (still hilarious and the KFC lass always mentions it when I see her too) runs into double figures. I think you're obsessed with me and steveodore does too I think. It's okay to be obsessed. But I'm not that special (although I'm lovely).

Two of my regular shrinks have told me the same. Oops! Perhaps that'll be deemed a terrible lie. Another member will tell me the job's in jeopardy and all sorts. I'll be infantile, and bt will write 'me' about 96 times. Should be fun.”

“tell me why.... I don't like thursdays?

Thank you for concern but I think I am fine Jenoh .... but this is quite scary as I have heard that those who go mad don't know its happening ... sdrawkcab gnilbbab modnar trats I nehw deirrow eB...”

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“Ah sharrap and call up another truce for Krimbo. Hope your ceiling's fixed. xx”

“make war not love ...”

“GCtheDJ

Yes still completely self obsessed I see.

There was no truce and there is no truce. You are even more creepier when you are brown nosing. Is that what you were aiming at with your reverse psychology? To make my skin crwal? Because if so, it has certainly worked.”

“jenoh

Can you solve an argument between me and another poster?

Are you male or female?”

“Thought you'd have been able to spell 'crawl' polterposter, with your immense qualifications. If you check it out on GCpedia (part of the Wiki family) I quote "A before W, not tuther way round, spell it correct and you'll do it sound". It's worth remembering this little rhyme when spelling. Hope this helps and hope your skin crwals off! Ha.

Creepier? What the..... and I reckon the jenoh will be a geezer.

Hey 'em' x 96. Another obsessed poster hmmm? Smashing.”

“you counted em”

“GCtheDJ

Why do you feel the need to comment on a post aimed at another poster? This isn't a poll. I am asking jenoh and what you 'reckon' is irrelevant. Butt out.

By the way, are you on the way up or down?”