“Last night I had a burger with jalapeno peppers,, it was quite nice.”

“Wozza in disguise, or just another complete fruit bat attention seeker.”

“i like the term fruit loop,,, or mad as a box of frogs”

“JonnoEvolved, I agree, it looks like attention seeking to me.”

“If it involves moving the kazzi from the backyard to indoors, this is considered by estate agents as an improvement.”

“If the bathroom involves beige/natural rough tiles I would hate it but if it is what you have chosen who am I comment?”

“if i was attention seeking,, i would opt for a more exciting topic of conversation,,,, the bathroom is going to be all coral with slate gray floor tiles,,,,,, if your interested.”

“waynecarr

Oh I thought that you thought this topic was an 'exciting topic of conversation'. Maybe you're just not as good as Lucy thinking of one.”

“No, I am not interested.”

“who am i to question ones reason for going on the Hull Dailly mail message boards, we are all completely sane and lead exciting and rich and veried lives. not (i know i dont)”

“Yes, it stands out by a country mile. I cannot be certain about my sanity either. lol”

“In order to comply with the principle of Social Inclusion, should Pyromaniacs be allowed to carry the Olympic Torch?

Just a thought.”

“I've always thought that toilets should be available in a sort of poo-brown colour, then if the worst happens and your cistern stops flushing or you forget to pay your water bill - hey presto - no-one will know (apart from the strange smell). I'd personally go for matt tiles (they show minimal streaks) and I'm rather partial to those shell effect bathroom suites. Although why you'd have a bathroom suite on a beach flummoxes me somewhat! A friend tells me that the reason a lady has small feet is so that she can get nearer to a bath when she's cleaning it! This has been a superb debate wayne. I chuckled at your name and wondered if it perhaps suggests your favourite pastime! Tee hee!”

“By the way Wayne (if you're interested) you're is an abbreviation of you are. Just to keep you on the straight and narrow with your (correct) use of the English language!”

“I love it when all your spellings and grammar are corrected, like it actually matters on here.
Although it is nice to put yourself on a pedestal of good English.”

“Sorry wayne, i think i was only doing it to get you're (!!!) reaction. Sorry cherub.”

“i like it GCtheDJ xx”

“Very naughty, Cthe DJ, to pick waynecarr up on his spellings when you posted after a spelling mistake in one of your posts:



"by GCtheDJ

Monday, June 25 2012, 7:51AM
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"and acceptable isn't spelt like that before the haterz jump in..."


Apart from that, they are almost like twins with the way they are starting forums.”

“I love the way old 'loadsofzeds' knows how to copy and paste. Seems to be very keen on following my comments round and dissing everything I post. I regard it as the highest form of flattery. I'm becoming a huge fan of yours Mr. Carr. When your bathroom is finished could we have some pics on here? Perhaps if selected members get to see it 'in the flesh' we could all enjoy a few 'swallows' at your location. I'll provide some Fosters. Only some spare that a friend has purchased for me before people start telling me I can't afford it.”

“GCtheDJ


"I love the way old 'loadsofzeds' knows how to copy and paste. Seems to be very keen on following my comments round and dissing everything I post. I regard it as the highest form of flattery"

As I do when cara_mia feels the need to put me right.”

“Any news on the bathroom wayne? I've just fixed my toilet. It wasn't flushing very well so I put a new diaphragm on the siphon. Sounds technical, not so. Cost me £2.99. Getting a plumber in would have been financially devastating so.... 'result'. By the way... the Fosters have now been consumed. Still be interested in seeing the piccies of the aforementioned bathroom though. Bet it is lovely.”