“A brilliant response Sensational. Maybe something was lost in the translation. Some of my postings have been similarly received.”

“I actually think the conversation went

Operative "It's a Double Rodeo Burger today".
sense "Yuk, that's obviously made of horse-meat,
Operative "no sir ... its made like you"
sense "What do you mean..tasty and sensational???"
Operative "no sir..full of bull'
sens........silence .....
Operative "would you like a milkshake with that ...we don't serve strongbow'
sens "er yep ta"


kerpow you budgie smuggling reprobate”

“clem i know people who can examine your head - there is help ...”

“bt's responses, and profile image, lead me to believe that she would be, on some occasions, a dance in the clouds. On most others, quite a handful. Not being judgmental, just sayin'...

Please let us know when your current supply of wacky tobaccy is due to run out, bt. Or whatever you're shooting into your eyeball, which I'm guessing is Toilet Duck...”

“Why ? So what's funny about picking on some innocent teenager who in no way represents the corporate system”

“What a 'king *****.”

“Ah John1947. We've had this discussion with before. Apparently they love it.

"Sweetie-pie"

*boilk*”

“He is very quiet at the moment. I am missing his cheery tales of how he gets one over on teenage, basic wage earners in no position to answer him back.”

“Didn't notice the 'sweetie-pie' in the middle of all that at first.

Eurgh.”

“First it was the unsuspecting girl at KFC, then the poor lass at burger king ... bet the staff at Mcdonalds are bracing themselves...

The return of the sad coward clown ... oh and by the way to write any comedy you have to be considered funny .....

§§§§§§§§§§§§§..... tumble weed bustles through the forum thread......§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§

I think that is where you might struggle”

“jz

Your memory! What about the Sky salesman? I am still laughing at your reply to that.”

“Mr septic ... I don't take drugs ... I maybe a handful and full of devilment but on the whole quite harmless really ....

not sure about the toilet duck in the eyeball ????? but if you dont agree with me I am going to report ya anyhow ...

I think your just an ol cowboy trying to lasso me in to a bit of banter cause you're feeling left out ;)”

“Mr septic ... I don't take drugs ... I maybe a handful and full of devilment but on the whole quite harmless really ....

not sure about the toilet duck in the eyeball ????? but if you dont agree with me I am going to report ya anyhow ...

I think your just an ol cowboy trying to lasso me in to a bit of banter cause you're feeling left out ;)”

“Re the Sky salesman. At the time I suggested just claiming to already have Sky, thereby avoiding any unpleasantness. This was dismissed (by more than one person) as silly because the prankster would have to lie which was not a good thing.

The crux of the hilarity was that GCtheDJ claimed to only watch Channel 4.

Since then we've been regaled with tales of viewing habits that range from 'Geordie Shore' to 'Mr Selfridge' neither of which are on Channel 4.

I feel betrayed...”

“YES. And Mr Selfridge is still on I noticed the other day. What on earth are they finding to show? It will be the UK equivalent to Lost if we don't watch it.

And don't forget - I'm a Celebrity isn't on Channel 4 either :(”

“Thinking about it, isn't Geordie Shore on Sky? So if the poster in question watches it, saying that he already had Sky would have been the truth. No wonder you feel betrayed jenoh.


AND - it costs a lot of money to rent Sky yet this poster claims to be broke. No wonder.

AND Mr Selfridge will be the UK equivalent of Lost, whether we watch it or not.

AND I don't.”

“AND he wasn't driving past Burger King because at no point does he report turning round - he just says he stopped.

It's almost like none of this is true AT ALL!!”

“BT:

You're the one who claimed to use eyeball injection technique. 'Toilet Duck' was a reference to the Father Ted show--old Father Jack used to get really bent on the stuff.

And nope, I'm not feeling 'left out', really--I'm in no way trying to be a 'regular' from a quarter world away. Actually, you should be much more flattered. I'm trying to rope you into a bit of banter because you're a hoot to read, simple as that. Also, you don't hide behind politeness. But I won't pester you anymore, I'm not a troll.”

“Sorry septic ... check the smiley wink.... twas me trying to rope you in ....

Not seen father ted so I didn't understand ... I actually like visiting my friends in hospital to drink the anti bac hand gel ...

Not sure if you get me ... but I never report ... I always get reported though and there is a certain poster who reports if you don't agree with them and I am having a bit of a light trolling session.

Please dont let me put u off there are plenty of sensible posters .. where I probably get on their moobs ....”

“jenoh

Oh Nooooooo!”

“jenoh
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Oh NOOOoooooo”

“Bt... not put off at all... as I said, you're a hoot.

Ahhh... Sens, wasn't this your thread? Starting coupla weeks ago? Earth to you... losing your signal... Hmmmm....”

“yes MrS - the quietness is spooky isn't it?”

“Maybe one of our flock has decided to post on another site or even joined the Twitter people? I am sure he will return MrSeptic. Just a matter of time I think. Until then, may your god go with you.”

“Fast food is full of horrible things. Best to have something that isn't processed.”

“Rev

I am looking into my crystal ball to see - I guess a month.”

“Perhaps.”

“hopefully I'm wrong, and it will be longer.”

“Perhaps.”

“Perhaps he's gone to a better place rev?

Thisisgrimsby? Thisisnottingham? Thisispluto?

We can only hope and pray that he will stay there - perhaps as this is a Sunday you could have a quiet word with your Boss? I believe he puts the day aside to listen to you lot.”

“Perhaps he's on ThisisSurrey? or indeed ThisisDublin? Who can say?”

“rev - well obviously YOU can.

Anyway, shouldn't you be at church now?”

“If all he wants is attention, he should try the Lancashire Telegraph forum. The army of trolls there will see to it he gets plenty, like a flock of robins fighting over a grub. Especially when they find out what county he's from...”

“MrS

Good idea :)”

“Lovely part of the world. You do get about Septic.”

“I'm sure he's not been to thisisandromeda yet though. You have though. Do you recommend it?”

“Sensational - who first told you that you are funny? I'd like to give them a medal.

In the face.

At speed.”

“Is this one of those sites where men dress as ladies? Last time I checked it had been disabled from the church laptop. One has to be careful in these enlghtened times.”

“He is awful.”

“A holy man should never respond to violence. But you wouldn't get a look in, even if you attacked the person from behind, with a sword.”