“Wait for the DJ to return. He has an endless list of songs to post about and I'm sure he'll have an opinion on hymns.”

“AMDG.
My first two are Marian hymns, Ave Maria and Salve Regina. My third choice is Sweet Sacrament Divine. I love traditional hymns and not so keen on happy clapoy?
LDS”

“Tim Minchin's song about the Pope.

Played three times.”

“abide with me .... or I will report ya”

“God Save the Queen by the S e x Pistols.

Does that count?”

“Eternal father, strong to save.”

“1) Oh love, that wilt not let me go

2) Dear Lord and Father of mankind

3) Praise my soul the King of Heaven.”

“Ah yes, although in certain circles the hymn is sang as Praise My Soul The God Of Heaven. Beautiful creations, like the World itself.”

“I will be singing Sweet Chariot on Sunday as I worship England v Italy. Sadly not at Twickenham but in front of the telly at home. Does that count Mr Reverend?”

“Missfoodlove,

Talk of rugby union on here is blasphemy in my book.

Go away and say three Hail Mary's for your sin.

Rugby union.....meh”

“I shall also be saying a prayer for our boys. Rugby Union or League, they're all odd shaped balls.”

“GuyCandy,
I am a RL fan too and looking forward to seeing Tonga V England in Hull in November.
Can I please beg forgiveness?”

“Watch England tomorrow (shudder), plenty of Tongan's on show there.”

“weird that the DJ hasn't posted a 'witty' comment about HIS 3 favourite hymns. :(”

“I suspect a plant, GW69”

“1947 - A pansy perhaps ?”

“Skunk-cabbage?

Japanese knotweed?

Broad-leaved dock?”

“Is She Really Going Out With Hymn?

Na Na Hey Kiss Hymn Goodbye

and my favourite...

I Know Hymn So Well.

There's my three.”

“Where do you come into this mimi? I was talking to the rev.”

“And there was me thinking The Rev had asked a serious question. I feel a bit of a twit now putting a serious answer!”

“Oh dear. Didn't you realise it's a comedy vicar? You need to post on here more.”

“Well I didn't realise at the beginning of the thread, no. I do now though *insert embarrassed smiley here*”

“More tea vicar?”

“Two sugars for my sins Miss Hat. I am surprised that my deliberate mistake hasn't been pointed out; All #People# that on Earth Do Dwell from all of you great God fearing folk.”

“Two sugars for my sins Miss Hat. I am surprised that my deliberate mistake hasn't been pointed out; All #People# that on Earth Do Dwell from all of you great God fearing folk.”

“Does the Free Spirit have a Christian faith?”

“Yes strange that rev. Just shows how interested people are in your posts. They don't read them properly. Or maybe they just aren't that interested in hymns.

Hope that helps.”

“Many people prefer hymns to (well lets just say at a guess you like electronic eighties music like Erasure) where's the DJ when you need him?”

“You know where he is rev. You see him every day. Well, I assume you shave.”

“Ah yes, the electronic eighties. Repetitive, bland, no substance. Music with no heart or soul. Yes, that sort of music may well appeal to yourself Mr. Writer. I don't need a mirror to shave. I know where everything is.”

“More 'educated guesses' rev? You're not very 'Christian' are you? Deciding the sort of music that I like and insulting it without a word from me mentioning music.

You're on the run remember? Careful you don't give the game away.

Hope that helps.”

“OK. If there are three posts from me on here in a few minutes it's because the site stuttered. Pick the one you like most to read. I suggest the third.”

“One more go:-

Electronic eighties music - "Only You" "Vienna" "There Must Be An Angel" - not soulless, not heartless.

"Repetitive, bland, no substance." - perfect description of the majority of your posts.

Retort! Retort! Retort!”

“jenoh

My HOD (head of department) loves 80s music and last Friday we all got dressed up in 80s outfits for Red Nose Day. Mine was genuine and I'm proud that it still fits.

So whose opinion is the most important to me? A certain moron's or my boss'?”

“Rev,
Could I ask you to pray for one of our forum/flock?He has been very quiet recently, in fact since your arrival, I have a theory, he once did something dreadful involving a lift and a dog! Some of the flock founds this unforgivable and I am wondering if your presence has meant he has to deal with his demons.
St Jude (lost causes) normally comes up trumps, I can't help sadly as I am busy with St Monica ( alcoholics) I have been drinking alone and sadly in excess since our well deserved defeat on Saturday.
Gratis Ago Vos”

“I wish you wouldn't talk in riddles Missfood. Hopeless at Latin. I have said a prayer but as yet, nothing from the manintheclouds.”