“I've told you before. Tim Minchin. He has written a lovely hymn about the Pope. Why don't you go and look for it on YouTube? The best version is the one with the Sydney Symphony Orchestra.

Enjoy!”

“Don't be silly jenoh. Since when has telling him anything made any impression on him?”

“Gladly the Cross-eyed Bear--very animal activist-oriented... :)”

“To the tune of "Go West" by The Village People/Pet Shop Boys.

"Shut up, you boring man,
Shut up, you boring man,
Shut up, you boring man,
Shut up, you boring man"

Repeat as necessary.”

“Thats rather catchy Jenoh - when I am in meetings today I am going to sing that mantra in my head ... then it will consume my thoughts and I might do the funky chicken round the room ... jump on the table and then sit back down as though nothing happened”

“Surely there are better poets on the site.”

“I've got this verse that reads

"As close be thine God as is shaking a stick"

Just can't find a word to rhyme.

another line which reads

"Thine is the power like a back to a front"

Anyone out there help?”

“"Lay lady lay" seems quite a catchy choon.”

“Hiya GuyCandy :)”