“I'll start then...I enjoy using reverse psychology to manipulate those around me”

“GCthDJ, yes, I have fallen asleep when reading some of your posts.

Cara Mia

by cara_mia
Sunday, October 28 2012, 10:59AM

"I'll start then...I enjoy using reverse psychology to manipulate those around me"

Doesn't seem to work on the Forum though.”

“Hey, so do I! And nice to see you back on the Forum cara. Your fans will be happy you're back on. Whilst I'm here, my confession has already appeared on these pages. All I'll say is 1971/2/3, O.P.E. flats and a doggy that went up in a lift. I know! It was naughty but let's cry together eh?”

“Apollo_Mouse

**Doesn't seem to work on the Forum though**

Oh really ?????????????????????????????????????? lol”

“A_M

Well she hasn't been on for 2 months for a start. LOL”

“Just one more and I've got the HAT TRICK haha haha haha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Well if it pleases little minds, who are we to begrudge her?”

“Where`s the reverse psychology on here?”

“flossy

I think it's by us commenting on the thread. Z:-(((

Really cleaver, you can see why she's so proud of her 'brother'.

As a friend of mine used to say when someone was talking rubbish, "Smile and nod". Then make a quick getaway!”

“flossy

Just thought. GCtheDJ posted

" I can't imagine any of the 'family' getting involved with this"

And now 3 of us have. Only of course we haven't, because our comments have nothing to do with the question.

However, if this is true then GCtheDJ and cara_mia must be the same person because she is claiming some victory for herself in us posting. Mmmmmmmm”

“Thanking you flossy xxx”

“cara_mia

Why are you thanking me?

If you think what you`re doing is reverse psychology I suggest you go a course to learn how to do it properly.”

“aim_arac

!!!! no ti gnirb ,ygolohcysp esrever”

“G69 - ! niaga ti ta remmaps ynnarg eht”

“etib ynnarg etib”

“S4G ylbaborP .ytiruces rooP !niagA .depacse s'ehS - zj”

“!!!!!!wodniw ym tsap ylf ,aim_arac nees tsuj - 96g”

“?lla dna straw - zj”

“pey”

“ygolopa on llits.”

“zzzzZ”

“zos”

“zos”

“Back to the thread then.... My confession.... er, on second thoughts I've gone shy.”

“?serac ohw”

“!tsop ot dewolla ton ruoy - 96g”

“eviticidda steg sihT ?ohw syaS”

“I like a bit of reverse psychology. I've been researching the same on my internet facility and it turns out that when someone disses you, 99.3% of the time it's because they secretly fancy their chances with you.

This is obviously making me gurgle with delight and my eyes are beaming and sparkling. I knew I had many, many fans. But on here too. WOW!”

“I don't know how you've missed the other 0.7% of the dissing but I can definitely see your eyes beaming and sparkling in your user photo.”

“But don't ask me to go out with you for a Christmas drinky will you? Cos it probably won't happen. And I hate to upset you.”

“Actually, that was a nice thing you said there my great friend. You're not too bad. Night night ghostie. Diss ya tomorrow. Ha.”

“GCtheDJ

Oh dear. And I was so looking forward to meeting you for a drink (I know what a bundle of fun you are after a couple) so that you could see what I look like and hunt me down in the park. :-(”

“Right now, would you like to hear my confessional? I'm ready to open up to everyone seeing as we're all getting on great. Just let me sit down with my cuppa (don't accuse me of being cara_mia). Right my confessional goes a little bit like this....

Years and years ago I worked for a company called 'Ziebart'. The job was preparing cars for rust-proofing treatment. My job was to remove the everyday road film that accumulates on the paint-work and if it was a customer's car (rather than say, a brand new car) I would have to also clean the inside of the cars, vacuuming them and giving them a once-over with a bit of cockpit shine.

One day, after vacuuming perhaps half a dozen of these customer's cars I decided to empty the vacuum cleaner. To my delight there were two very dusty wine gums, a dusty polo-mint, a not-too-bad looking black grape and about 23 pence in assorted coins at the bottom of the hoover. I left the coins where they were. It would have been impossible to decipher which car they'd been sucked from. But here it comes...... I decided that, after I'd ran the three sweets/fruit under the tap they'd be as good as new. Obviously since that day I've been wracked with guilt 'cos someone will have lost those sweeties and I couldn't give them back. 1). Because I couldn't work out which car they'd came from and 2). Because I'd decided to snaffle 'em myself. I am ashamed to say that I did indeed proceed with the eating of the said sweets. Could I at this point beg for forgiveness to the Fora? My future hangs on your judgement.

Now, ghostie, thank you for the offer but I am afraid that, because my first forbidden fruit has been a burden for thirty-odd years I shan't be venturing into the park with a red carnation on. Hope this helps..... Mmmmuhahahahahahahahahahaha.”

“Yawnnnnnnnnn”

“Oh that is so disgusting. How could a grown man even think of doing that let alone admitting to it on here.
Mind you I shouldn`t be surprised, judging by the immaturity of his posts I think he`s a little boy in a mans body.”

“I have watched many a man in a queue of traffic eating much worse! They seem to forget as they are in their tin bubble that they are visible.”

“How could a grown man do what? They tasted smashing, if a little dusty! Ha. Come on lass, lighten up! I looked on 'em as a bonus!”

“flossy

More than one man's body. LOL.”

“It`s still gross.”

“"They tasted smashing, if a little dusty!"

What do 'they' say? A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips? Explains a lot.”

“Okay, I'll come clean, i worked at Ziebart, but didn't use the vacuum. It was all fabrication. But the reaction it got was (predictably) perfect. Floss, if i see you in Quidland don't freak out on me shouting "He opens people's letters and eats dusty goodies". Simply come over, say "I recognise you you old ratbag" and give me a friendly nudge in the ribs. That'll score you more brownie points than being a grass, and not just with me!”

“You'll recognise me alright, when in Quidland i always wear the old Blobbymask, although my six pack isn't what it was once in this old publicity shot! ;~))”

“GCtheDJ

"It was all fabrication. "

What? More lies. You just can't help ypourself can you? Attention seeking doesn't go anywhere near describing it..

As for recognising you in Poundland, you ALWAYS wear the blobby mask don't you? Well you certainly had it on when you appeared on The One Show.”

“Something like that could make a grown man cry. How hurtful. Anyway, hope you're having a nice day.”