“To learn how to spell check , that will please a certain person .”

“I think learn how to read / interpret would be better. On the last thread I was referring to myself but if you would like to take it personal redwas that's up to you. R you sure I cant have one of your wurthers grandad?

How Ironic off thread on your first post ;)

Right back to the bucket list ..... Jump out of a plane”

“I would love to go on a really long train journey like the Trans-Siberian, I'm not a train spotter or anything like that, I just fancy kipping on a train and waking up to watch the world trundle by.”

“Have a day off that is truely a day off and sit around all day chillin`.”

“bt13jz

Not taking anything personal , I have got use to this forum banter , and NO wurthers for you ,
In respect of Spell check , I must say I did get that wrong , but hey ! what do you expect from an old wurthers sucker that spends most of the day nodding off ,

Bucket list = To Para -glide”

“To go to a Madonna gig ;)
http://tinyurl.com/c3yywyb”

“I would like to go surfing (i cant) but I would love to catch a big wave ... or sail on a racing boat in the middle of a vast ocean with massive waves .... scary but exciting

respect due to the paraglider and steveodore train journeys are exciting... I love travelling to Leeds or London and think that it fly's by to quickly - I wouldn't mind a trans american one

Flossy that's naff rethink please ... you can have all the rest and peace when you have kicked the bucket when you are well into your 100's”

“I'd like to go back to visit the places that I used to live - apart from Goole and Doncaster. Goole because it is a dreadful place and Doncaster because I visit there regularly.”

“jz,

It was a bit naff wasn`t it? Can you tell I`m tired? I`ll try to do better.”

“Stevedore ..like a virgin?

g69 - how many places have you lived? ... it would be as exciting for me bransholme and southcoates Im afraid”

“Gorleston on Sea, Sennelager and Krefeld - as well as Hull, Goole and Donny”

“If I do it all by train that would be good too.”

“Cycle through Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh city to Hai Phong
Visit Venice
Catch a 10lb plus cod
Watch the sunrise from the summit of Tien Shan”

“Did Venice - rubbish. And don't get me started on the glass factories. They pretend that you are getting a bargain price because you are missing out the retailer and then you find the same piece cheaper in an upmarket shop.”

“I'd like to spend a full night with a ghost.”

“Hey bt, when that Euromills comes up (tonight maybe) I shall grant you your wish. We'll be in my plane (GC1). I shall even personally pack your parachute ;))”

“Venice is for the architecture not the souvenirs - sitting in St Marks Square with a cappucino and watching the world go by”

“Live as long as possible, make them pay my pension.”

“*To see the Northern Lights as far North as possible
*To see the Sagrada Familia church finished in Barcelona
*To shoot a .44 Magnum
*To walk amongst Wolves (the animals not the footie team)
*To have a dress personally made by Vivienne Westwood to be buried in.

Ok, some weird but you can dream can't you?”

“GC - what did you expect of the Venetians - they've been ripping people off since the eleventh century”

“demonica are you a lady then?”

“a white limo humma to pick me up and tek me round”

“John buddy, that was the ghost that did venice. Don't think it'd be my cuppa tea.”

“Sorry GC - meant GW”

“Yes that's what you get with a scientific background. The ability to read really well.”

“Cutting, the remarks sometimes are cutting. Don't let your slip of the tongue stop you from being you Johnny. You're allowed a slip.”

“john1947

Hardly a slip of the tongue was it? Unless as a scientist you have one of those magic computers that record your words as you talk to it.”

“@bt13jz; female but according to hubby I am no lady!”

“Be nice.”

“ghostwriter69, just for your information (happy to help) a computer doesn't need to be a magical one to have the ability to do speech to text. A small download is usually all that is required and Bobby is your mum's brother. You also need to have a microphone enabled. There's usually one built in for skype, etc. I think you'll find that your new one will have this facility.

So you'll be able to speak to us all whilst wearing your new mittens. Well, what do you get the girl who has everything.

NB: They are faux sheepskin, before you burn them. Now be nice, like I always am xx.”

“I'd like to swim with sharks before i go :) if i ever pluck up the courage to it!!”

“anon

You maybe didn't see the post I was replying to.

Say no more”

“GW69 - I imagine Geoff is suggesting an item for his bucket list.”

“jenoh

it's always a shock when someone replies to the topic”

“I have always wanted to learn how to fly an aircraft , But it costs far to much money . ( any offers )”

“newlad....when I win them Euromills you shall have a lesson or three and my good friend Adrian will be your teacher.”

“DJ
Your just to kind , but aren't you going over the top with your spending , I think most of the forum contributors are going to be on the receiving end of your win . still I won't hold my breath.”

“G69

I like it , gave me a giggle , suppose I'm easily pleased .”

“Not really. It was written by a brilliant, best selling author, Terry Pratchett. You don't think I could think of stuff like that do you?”

“Get real deej -euromillions can not be claimed by a 'budgie' - jog on budgie”

“G69
You may well be able to write as you say " stuff like that " I have no idea , but alas I found it funny . Moving onto the DJ's cruise , if it don't come up before next summer , I'll just have to book a trip on the "Splash Boat" in East Park , and make doo ! Thats if it opens.”

“G69

A swan boat as well as ,, eh !! your not kidding me are you ? Sorry DJ Cross me off your list for the Euromills cruise , could have something far more exciting to do in the coming months .”

“bt13thingybobsfunnyname, ta for that. Finally you admit you love my colours hmmm. You'll still benefit, for all your cheek.”

“1 x tin one (grey coloured)
1 x blue one (with wonky handle)
1 x bright blue one (new, with 99p sticker on)
1 x cracked green one (with flowers painted on it)
All above 10 litres or as marked.

I too have been working on a bucket list.”

“It seems a loaded subject on this forum, but I would have 'go on a cruise' on my bucket list.

I am not sure if I would enjoy it or not. The on board entertainment always sounds a bit like Phoenix Nights and a bit chavvy. But I would like to experience it, just so I know.”

“Okay Little_Ole_G it is a deal. If you don't like it, I'll get the captain to drop you off somewhere and give you a few bob to get you home. Chavvy entertainment can still be fun, as long as you don't expect too much of it. Bit like a circus, if you get too close to the clowns, you'll get wet. Bit like this forum actually. LOL!”

“GCtheDJ, are you suggesting that clowns turn me on? :o)

I think my concern is more that it will attract chavs. And thank you for the kind offer, but I would sooner waste my own money if there is a chance I'll hate it.”