“and if they can't find paid employment immediately, they can always volunteer. The result will be the same, they will be out of their houses and adding to their CV”

“Need volunteers at HMP Hull”

“#and at our holy house.”

“so tell us where it is then rev :)”

“It is at

88 Youareawful Avenue
ButIlikeyou Road
Hu5 area”

“I live there too (as the vicars logder).”

“I live there too (as the vicar's lodger).”

“Not with your wife then? You really need to get your comedy vicar's background straight.”

“bt13jz

A friend of mine has a degree, an ECDL and is qualified to teach adults who are lacking literacy and numeracy skills. She was made redundant over a year ago. Any clues as to where she may find employment?

"... but if you can work a computer at bingo and concentrate for three hours surely you can get an office based job ...."
That sounds like a personal attack...someone upset you at bingo?”

“I love a game of bingo. Let's see now, clicketty-duck (62), A fat lady and a leg (81), a little duck and a click (26) and my favourite; (number one). Its just tombola by another name.”

“MJWhyatt

She can set herself up as a private tutor.

Hope this helps :)”

“She could also work for a teaching supply agency.

So that's two options.”

“Yet another thread being over whelmed by G69 and The Rev , I,m sure they are having a cypher affair .

G69 clearly has nothing better to do with his time , as for the Rev , well , maybe he should roundup his flock , move onto new pastures he;s far to good for g69 .

Any between you both your making the forum boring , no wonder other members are leaving , or just sitting back whilst you two banter on and on and on and on etc etc etc etc etc”

“newlad

Nothing stopping you posting is there?

Or even starting an exciting new non-boring thread of your own.”

“To be fair, even if he did as soon as DJ posts you'll be all over it.

And if you're not, then in his second post he'll make some cringeworthy remark that you'll be able to take as directed at you and then it'll all start again.”

“Well you have said it another twice now pips. LOL”

“A_G

What are you talking about? What DJ?

Surely he hasn't posted on here for ages? You are not implying that the rev is the DJ are you? Shock, horror!!!”

“A_G

Just checked and the last post from the DJ was the 5th March. :)”

“pips

I assume that you post was meant as an insult.

What does that say about your opinion of the DJ if you assume that you are insulting me by saying I fancy him?

And he's your greatest - if not your only - fan too :(”