“Rev, I am very surprised that as a man of the cloth you are stirring up this hornets nest! I will sit back, keep my keypad firmly shut and await the fireworks.
You naughty, naughty man! 10 Hail Mary's 4 Pater Noster and a Glory Be, your first class ticket to heaven is suspended:)”

“1) That one
2) Thingy
3) Whatsisface
4) The one who said that thing that time
5) Briers”

“Oh, sorry. I forgot to post my reasons.

Because.

ps. Your comedy vicar character isn't funny.”

“let me guess yours would be

GCthedj
Mimithedj
cheekibugga
elephant12
brucealmighty

or maybe yourself straight from the ministry of narcissism ... preach self love and praise thy budgie”

“Mine are:

5. Jenoh
4. Anon_Geoff
3. Flossyflathat
2. bt13jz
1. ghostwriter69

All brilliant wordsmiths and lovers of all things great.”

“I thought you would guess that mine were;

5. jenoh (quality quips)
4. Anon_Geoff (amazing asterisks)
3. Flossyflathat (dazzling damsel)
2. bt13jz (Beckham barmy)
1. ghostwriter69 (perfect person)

Ah Mimi. She was a real handful, if a little heavy on the blusher.”

“jenoh

Don't know what is more appropriate regarding the comedy vicar.

"Any port in a storm" or "needs must".

jz

You have missed out DJtheGC, DJthemimi and Ringo's Dad.

OK some of them were rather short lived.”

“My favourite is bt13jz.

The others are just background noise.”

“I agree Leviathan. Especially GuyCandy with his smutty, one track mind.”

“Wozza”

“If only I could remember Wozza. He was one of the older flock.”

“Go away.”

“I went away and I've come back.”

“I think It should be put in a biblical sense... go forth and multiply”

“Much like the liddle bebby jeebus. Were you crucified whilst you were away?

It could be arranged if you fancy following in his footsteps.”

“hang on a minute, he has only been 'missing' about 2 days. And why would he even think we cared/noticed?”

“Holy Week is a very busy time for the clergy, give him a break.”

“I'd be happy to give him a break. Arm, legs, face.

Not a real clerge.”

“come on now jenoh. You'll be saying he's a DJ next.”

“This revelation is sensational!”

“MFL

Are you bored? You are our most persistent poster these days :)”

“Yes I am a bit, it is rare for us to be home on. Friday and I am currently on top of all my work and have just finished a book, I rarely watch TV and the weather is depressing! I want to be in the garden working bit it's too cold to plant anything. So my guilty pleasure is a few posts on the forum.”

“You are so rock and roll miss food love :)”

“bt13, Am I, you are assuming a lot! Where would we normally be on a Friday evening? There are clubs all over the North of England that cater for all sorts of needs, perhaps that is my usual Friday night guilty pleasure! Or maybe we felt it was too cold for our weekend visit to the lay-by in Coniston/Skirlaugh. Perhaps you had me down for the Church hall whist drive and domino night? :)”

“Careful now Missfoodlove,

Some poster's on here don't like the merest hint risque sense of humour. They'll be after getting banned.”

“Yes, I agree that there are people that might report violent conduct.”

“MFL

Well it suits you :)”

“Today my Top 5ive are:

5. Newlad
4. The other Pippa
3. MJ Whyatt
2. Missfoodlover
1. Pippa”

“Harry

It's not risqué humour so much as who is is aimed at that offends people.

YOU target other people. MFL is only targeting herself.

Hope that helps :)”

“MFL clearly an area you are very knowledgeable on ... I assume you have a pampass grass growing in your front way, a hot tub round the rear and interior lights in your car which constantly flash ... dog on kitty each to their own ;)”

“Rev - who gives a monkeys whatcha think”

“jz

Great minds :)”

“Very_Reverend - you are GCtheDJ and you pride yourself on not reporting anyone so your passive-aggressive threats of reportage will do nothing but serve you badly. You claim not to report anyone but if you report me for my "violent conduct" (don't panic baby boy, I'm not really threatening to break your bones) then you leave yourself open to your own criticism.

I detest bad comedy and yours is extremely poor. I will not shy away from saying this. You are not funny. Go away.”

“bt13, I never new about the pampas grass thing until recently, our children are more informed than us and our daughter explained it to us, it explained a lot about neighbours I had as a child!
She called us last week while we out buying a wireless speaker for our iPads, she asked the model we were about to buy and when my husband told her it was the Dr Dre beatbox she laughed like a drain, and ordered him not to buy it, she said you really don't know who he is do you? We confessed our innocence and then went to Fanthorpes and bought a Bose!we are really not at all rock and roll:)”

“jenoh

Sorry to keep disagreeing with you, but certain posters have served themselves so badly that nothing they could do, say or threaten can lower their reputation any further than it is already. Trying to make fools of minimum wage fast food servers/SKY salesmen and dog/milkman abuse spring to mind.”

“What a co-incidence. A Channel 4 programme next Thursday on that very subject. Hope you're not on, MFL.”

“Thanks g69 :)

MFL - My apologies for assuming that you're rock and roll - when your closet gangsta

My next door neighbours have pampas grass and its probably the biggest in Hull - no shame ;)”

“May I take this opportunity to wish everyone on the Forum a happy Easter. I always feel that there is so much warmth on these pages. Love you all.”

“newlad

Still posting then? Even though you started a thread saying you wouldn't. Think your obsessed with someone :)”

“In that case I shall raise my virtual hand and bless each and every one of you. You're all special (note this is not an April Fool prank, it is past 12 noon).”

“I think so too, but you'll never get any love from the gw. There's only one poster she's obsessed with.”

“More very unchristian comments on here rev. Knew you'd never last the month. What's it like to be thrown out from the fold and unable to return - despite the valiant but short lived reincarnation as djthemimi?”

“Am I wrong again nearly-new-lad?


by newlad Wednesday, March 06 2013, 1:02PM
"GuyCandy

Just the sort of post i would have expected from you . Sad Person

Please don't feel the need to reply for my benefit as it will never be looked at , but if you feel the need to reply to settle your own ego please feel free to do so .

As for for the Comment " Nobody misses you and your whimpering ways " who are you to comment on that ? any way ain't got the time for this forum and folk like you . BYE BYE

And to all you great members that I have enjoyed reading over the past months " Thanks "
Sen/ floss /bt13 just to mention a few , albeit there are more .

For the likes , " i'll miss ""


You told GuyCandy that you wouldn't be back to read his reply yet you posted on the same thread a day later. And numerous times since. So what do you do? Read them with your eyes closed?”

“Perhaps he just simply changed his mind eh? It happens.”

“nearly-new-lad

That's good directed TO someone that is so obsessed by posting on here that he can't stay away, even for a month, and has to create a comedy vicar to fill the gap until he can return as a variation of a DJ.

And it's even better coming FROM someone why insists that he isn't ever, ever, ever going to post on here again so there is no point in any of us answering his posts because he won't be on here reading them.

Oh, and I see that you haven't responded to me showing you the post that you denied having written.”

“newlad

Oh no, not again.

"So I for one will leave you to it ."

AFTER he wrote TTFN.


Wonder how long before he replies to this. And if he thinks I'm sad for posting on here, what does that make him when he posts on here while thinking people who do are sad? Says he isn't coming back to look - but keeps doing it.”

“I look at certain posters of the forum and realise how futile their sad existence must be. Then I think "if the world wasn't full of these odd-balls I wouldn't realise just how special I am".

Newlad, you mustn't let this f.o.n. get to you. It knows no better.”

“rev - nothing sadder than a failed DJ masquerading as a man of the cloth.

In fact it's probably illegal and certainly immoral.

And you certainly are 'special'. I think we can all agree on that.”

“1. Me
2. Me again
3. That's right Me.
4. You gussed it Me.
5. And Finally Yep Me Me Me.”

“Was it 'Bellend' or 'Ballbag' that got me banned last time?

Delete as appropriate.”

“I think if it gets through the filters it should be ok. There are plenty of innocent words that it won't let through.”

“Number Zero in the list as posted cannot believe his wording using disgusting words like he as? Sad really maybe a course in integrity and manners may be appropriate.”

“This thread seems quite surreal, have some post's been deleted?”