“I would if it was the poster who started this thread :)”

“Terrible! i thought you'd have wanted to be nice to me, seeing as we've both got squeaky new usernames and all.”

“Anyway Georgewriter, I've had a word with my shrinks and they say that (1.) for someone to call themselves 'George Harrison', (2.) For them then to accuse yours truly of being the said George Harrison and (3.) for them to have had a good Christmas using one dog in a bathroom, a rabbit, a candle and a new lappy is a little absurd. I said "She'll thank me for posting that message".

Anyway, hope you had a lovely peaceful one. xx”

“The only existing poster accused of being reallyyoung_G was mimitheDJ.

Surely you are not saying that you were mimitheDJ?”

“steveodore

Learn from your mistakes then. :)”

“deej,
What do you think it was, the green cardy, the pearls or the 'tache ;)

newlad,
Glad you like 'em. There's plenty more to come.”

“i thought that the forum would have been a bit more festive and fun ... to be fair though I have had a bit of a bug and I haven't been feeling myself (not literally) and I have ran out of thread topics and conversation :(

I could do with a laugh though :(”

“newlad, no need to sit in the naughty corner. You've done no wrong. I'm not a miserable Parker. I simply hope everyone had a lovely Christmas.

reallyyoung_G, especially you.

steveodore, your hilarious quips maintain my sanity. Perhaps I should grow up? I think not!”

“mimi

My Christmas was fine thanks, though why you have to keep referring to me in your posts I don't know.

Christmas, and life, is what you make of it and I can't stand people who moan over nothing.”

“jz

This facebook page is quite funny


http://tinyurl.com/d949l38”

“steveodore, it was purely the uncanniness of your astute mind my friend. Although, when there was talk of us moving into the West wing of dore towers I remember thinking 'oh dear, bang goes a truly wonderful friendship'. Glad you took it on the chin buddy. A sense of humour truly is to laugh with the topic, especially when the topic is about oneself, i find hu hu.”

“Hope we get a few more exchanges in because i fear our time is ticking away (and so is this thread!!!)”

“...young_G, it was me who wanted the truce. You said 'On yer bike' . You still refer to me far more than i do you but the difference is, I chuckle and admit it. You don't chuckle and would never. So i'm afraid you can't get out of it. Game set and match to my lovely self i feel. ;)))”

“Sadly, for the young men of The Gambia, not all middle aged women looking to blow their recent windfall on a new husband looked like Felicity Kendal ;)

http://tinyurl.com/c6enar7”

“....she's on here.... now, what does she post under nowadays.....”

“steveodore

Sorry to disappoint you, but it wasn't a 'windfall'. It was just a bit of loose change I had lying around after I'd done my Christmas shopping last year.”

“Actually i wondered what had happened to Mrs. Merton.”

“I can't imagine that Felicity Kendal wastes her time on this forum.”

“steveodore

Just clicked on your link.

If that is what you regard as 'middle aged' how old does that make you?

mimi

Isn't it nice? You've got a friend now. Bet that's made your year. And you're only together because of me. LOL”

“Hurray! A sort of funny remark, not from a site. Well done. I'm warming to you already! But i honestly don't think that steveodore meant you. or maybe he did! Ha ha.”

“mimi

Do you believe everything you see on TV?

Mrs Merton is really Caroline Aherne.

Hope that helps.”

“Steveodore,

How did you get hold of a photo of me?”

“reallyyoung_G,

Why do you assume that post was aimed at you?
I deliberately left it vague, after all, I would hate to be reported :)”

“steveodore

I assumed that the post about the windfall was aimed at me because you have already posted to my name that I was sitting at home with over Christmas with my dog and my money.

But if it wasn't, I'll accept your apology :))”

“mimi

"I'm warming to you already"

Sorry I can't say the same. You still make my skin crawl.”

“flossy,
Don't you remember, I was the Danny DI Veto lookalike photographer trying to get you to smile.”

“You see that is where I beg to differ, because there is not one person i can think of that I could say would make my skin crawl. Much less someone I've only exchanged cyber-words with on a Forum. And I'm Toby by the way as in 'hope the sun's shining where you are'.

What you seem to forget is that, although other members on the sidelines may not comment, they'll raise their eyebrows over the skin-crawl comment and one by one, they'll see you for what you are luvvy. As in 'lost the plot_G' maybe, only saying to help you keep your head up.

These things can be deleted, yes, forgotten, perhaps not. Just for reference, mind, no other reason. When you say "someone's threatening to attack me in the park" people will scratch their chin and say "er, ludicrous". Just saying. Whereas, with a truce it works both ways. But of course your skin will still crawl, only you'll know though.”

“I am getting well stressed with all this forum fighting ... its every thread ... its doing my head in ... :(((((((”

“Then why not suggest one of your truces. Let's see who's up for it but don't say you are if it's only gonna last an hour. A truce means mutual respect and no skin-crawling.”

“Call a truce bt.... a truce means no personal insults, mutual respect and positivity all round. It's the Future and it's bright....”

“Anyway, back to the thread, I spent Xmas day with my two but have had a few days with my girlfriend with her family at Sunderland. We've done this before and i've thoroughly enjoyed it. Next year I don't intend leaving Hull and will be having the full holiday here.”

“steveodore - Xmas card thread gone? Told you it was a sense of humour test.”

“mimi


"What you seem to forget is that, although other members on the sidelines may not comment, they'll raise their eyebrows over the skin-crawl comment and one by one, they'll see you for what you are luvvy"



After the displays that you have given us on here, that is quite minor in comparison.

No but seriously, it's a forum - not real life. Is't that what you keep telling me because, if it is, it doesn't seem to click with you.”

“mimi

And as for getting back to the thread.

You started it (the thread) and it was about miserable Christmases. Was being with your girlfriend yours because, otherwise, how is that getting back to the thread?”

“Er, not miserable you'll be glad to know. I merely stated that i will perhaps be keeping the full holiday for MY children rather than spending the majority of it with someone elses family as stated above. please try to keep up. Not miserable look.... ;{))) Sorry if 'not being miserable' makes your skin crawl. What a very, very strange comment that is.”

“mimi

Just pointing out that you started the thread with:

"Has anyone had a really horrible or miserable Christmas? "

Then wrote:

"Anyway, back to the thread, I spent Xmas day with my two but have had a few days with my girlfriend with her family at Sunderland."



Don't think you thought that reply through did you?”

“jenoh,
Seems you were right about the thread that I am not allowed to mention.

Did you manage to see your "card"?”

“steveodore - I did, thank you. It was very festive and biblical (little bit Garden of Eden and disturbing in equal amounts).

I'm pleased you think I have such a hot wife (!)”

“Sensational, you will be running out of names soon! I had a happy time at Christmas thank you. It was my first time without all three little Foodloves home for Christmas and that made me a little sad! He did telephone us though so we all got to have a chat.I am blessed to have such a fab family and friends but I feel a little spoilt, next year I would like to make some changes, I have read about people that do so much for others at Christmas and with the agreement of the family I think we should forgo some of the luxuries and try and make a bit of difference somewhere. I loved the story of the Hull cafe owner who opened on Christmas day so people who were alone had company for lunch, that's what Christmas is really all about!”

“Badhir left me on chrissy day and has moved in wiv that ******* 2 blocks down ,,, i am gunna slap her when i c her ,,, but the gud news is i am free to find a new modul in my life . i dont wnat any birds thou cause the two that life nx door but 1 are always carrying on and fighting over cloves and maek up n wumens stuff.

gud news is skool paid for our tinternt to keep the baines intrested in new fings - so i can post on here more often so i might find a man on ere ... dont all rush at once LOL PMSL ..i am well hot”

“There'll be one or two on here that aren't spoken for chavnan so good luck. Bet you had a fantastic Christmas with them gran-bairns. Did they all get scooters and did you have enough beer and fags?”

“Christmas at our house was great. Christmas day spent with family and grandchildren, just as it should be. Boxing day was chillout day. Thursday was spent spending Christmas money in the sales and it was all topped off with a bout of norovirus on friday, Yuk!”

“ruined all of em baines,,, nowt they didnt get ,,, i nearly brock my ankle flying up and down the underpass on a pink scooter and they wuldnt tret me in casualty cause i was pi55ed ,,,, some of dem nurses are witches,,, they tret all dem poles better dan us ,,, if i was wiv bahir i culd of q jumped,,,

better now might go owt 2nite and do a bit of pole dancin down wivam”

“Floss, glad you had a good one, sorry about the virus.

Chavnan, Bahir'll be back when he realises his mistake, you watch..”