“It is terribly wrong. I suggest you quickly develop a disability, I have it on good authority ingrowing toe nails can be worth a disability badge a subsidised car and an extra £50.00 a week.
Failing that what about having a few more bairns yourself? You can claim for them and possibly get a bigger house and a people carrier.”

“At least if you live on Bransholme there might well be a boxing club you can palm them all off to soon.”

“OOH! A little pop at Bransholme ghost, I'm only round the corner from there myself.”

“GCtheDJ

Looking for an argument DJ?

EVERY other regular poster, apart from you apparently, knows what the boxing club reference is about. The club which just happens to be in Bransholme. LOL.”

“DJ your just a trouble causer and you kill every decent thread.

g69 don't bite he is just an attention seeking pleb.”

“jz

Hope it doesn't stop chavnan coming back. I have a feeling she might be related to wozza and may already know more than we do about his boxing club.”

“In fact, from her photo, she looks like she might be one of the boxing coaches.”

“EVERY other poster? I don't see how you can speak for EVERY other poster. Unless the majority of them are yourself, posting under pseudonyms.”

“g69,

Take some antihistamines, they`ll get rid of that itch you just have to scratch ;-))

I don`t think Chavnan has anything to do with Wozza, in fact I think she`s a figment of someones imagination. Someone who posts on here regularly, with a wicked sense of humour and an insight into urban slang.”

“GCtheDJ

Once again your reading skills have let you down.

I posted EVERY other regular poster not EVERY other poster. But hey, don't let the truth get in the way of you trying to start an argument. Duhhhhh

And if you still don't get the point about a boxing club in Bransholme, don't bother going to the trouble of coming back to tell us. I'm sure nobody cares. And if you carry on with this nit picking, you're going to drive all the REGULAR posters away. AGAIN.”

“Saddo”

“wozza? r u talkin about r colin,,,,, u carnt bee

he is a lorry driver takin flowers to shops. Its a good job that he didnt do the amsterdam run that week pattinson got framed init.

your right floss i dont av owt to do wiv him. not since a party where he tried to give me a love bite when badhir was sparko on da couch .

I aint a figmint,,,, but I can imagine a lot ov people wanna be me or wiv me ,,,,,,,,, LOL PMSL

I can box,,, you dont have a pretty face like this at my age if you carnt luk after your sen.”

“flossy

Then chavnan must be you, because we are the only two people actually posting on here and s/he certainly isn't me.

As a professional educator I would rather stick red hot needles into my eyes than post without an apostrophe.

Anyway, she has just admitted a connection to our boxing club promoter (just in case someone still hasn't caught up) so I may be closer than you think.”

“I have an idea who the chavnan-lady is and I reckon if it's who I think it is the zeds would be amazed. I'm actually hoping that the poster in question has a little term with this new concept because I think it's great. By the way zed, I'm no saddo! I'm lovely! As are you, but a little set in your ways. Now off you go and do your posting, I'm watching Dallas on five plus one. XX.”

“Chavnan, I'm honoured that you've joined us and have some questions for you (to enable us to get to know you a little better).

1. What's your favourite drink? I'm assuming Red Bull and Vodka but it's wrong to assume.

2. What's your perfect night out?

3. What's your favourite TV show or Soap?

4. Favourite holiday destination (apart from going home with badhir)?

5. Other interests, apart from the gran baines?”

“1. y r u buyin ? I like redrooster / monster and voddie from north hull davo
2. the best ones are the ones i cant remember
3. i like them real cop fings like 999 - me granbaine ronnie starred in it and me m8 shaz was on one but you could ony c her from behind as she was puking up allover near mint. oh jeremy kyle is gud, but i dont like loose women they all luv them sens
4. Estarti its in spain and i like going to me m8s caraven in tunstall. it gets a bit cramped wiv the baine so we av to go in summer cause the kids stay in the awning.
5. r you checking me out? Me kids ar me life DJ and I like seksy time wiv badhir and smoking and market”

“Watch out chavnan. He'll be asking you to go on a cruise next and I daren't even tell you what you'll come home with.”

“The cruise will be open to all Forumfriends ghostie/zed my lovely. Even your quaint self. As long as the Euro comes in.”

“blobby

I hope you don't include me as a forum friend. I'm not a good swimmer and with you onboard we won't need an iceberg to sink us.”

“chavnan,
Have you got any brown babies in your fold?”

“Bully. And of course I regard you very highly gw. You're one of my favourites. Silly. Your wit alone keeps me amused.”