“Probably nothing I could post on here anyway.”

“Seeing as how you live in in east Hull, you no doubt have woodchip on the walls, so well done for getting a whole sheet off in one go ;)”

“A line full of washing blowing gently in the breeze, then bringing it in all dry and smelling gorgeous.

Yea, I live in east Hull too. Simple pleasures!”

“Well we have even greater pleasures in store when jz starts jogging in East Park to get ready for her holiday.”

“Its not wood chip below dado rail ... yes dado please do not get this confused by replacing the 'a' with 'il' ....

Its some anaglypta moulded on with years of paint ...I can only confirm that the previous owner was both colour blind and tasteless .... I am going to pull the rail off today

As for jogging in park ... I have had second thoughts and bought a treadmill... which i will probably ebay in a couple of months when I am bored.. at least I can watch tv”

“jz

party poop. I'd brought sandwiches, and NOT the ones from the Do.”

“How about getting the new piece back in one!”

“bt13jz my great friend, in reply to your original question, what is more satisfying blah blah.... can I say 'One's Own Reflection'?

Tee hee!”

“GCtheDJ

Do you have offspring? Are they proud of their dad?”

“Where can you buy these funfair mirrors ... or is it a poster of Tony Blackburn you are looking at ... It must be like viewing a kaleidoscope with the medication you are on!”

“Yes my offspring are very proud of their dad ghostie, but perhaps not as proud as I am of them. Your point being?

Can you enlighten me about these mirrors of which you speak betty (luv)? Judging by your user photo I'd say they're pretty accurate.”

“Sorry did someone say something? I switch off when I'm watching 'Geordie Shore'. It is wonderful. xxx”

“GCtheDJ

I was just wondering what I'd think of my dad if he was posting the sort of rubbish on these forums that you are, and it wouldn't be 'proud'.

And if we are discussing user photos, I'm sure yours is only accurate from the neck up.”

“My kids often have a quick look at my posts. The eldest laughs, the youngest agrees that you're abusive polterprinter. Both love their daddy to bits and always will I hope.

What is more satisfying than stripping blah blah..... "Eating 14 pieces of Kentucky Fried Chicken, gently washed down with about ten decent sized cans of grog". Bliss.

I'll be parping all night! Whereas if I was Vegan they'd smell of broccoli. YUK!”

“GCtheDJ

Well maybe they take after you. It's a possibility.”

“No they don't! I can't expect the youngest to drink Foster's, mind you the dog loves a drop of the good stuff.

Now hang on whilst I check my post for whether the kids'll be proud. . . . . . . . . . . . tick.”