“Anon Geoff - leave richard briars out of this:)”

“John Malkovich”

“Obviously George Clooney. Tut tut bt. It is so obvious, you only have to look at me.”

“John Malkovich - because like me he's tall, intelligent and slightly wierd”

“Al Pacino would play my part cos were similar cool,tough,handsome and come from an Italian background.”

“I can't think of anyone who would want the role. It would make for extremely boring cinema. In fact, I'm pretty sure the director would top himself after a week or two of filming.”

“clem - kurt cobain?”

“sensational - seen your pic dont be deluded - with your colourful chirpy self maybe big bird off sesame st

Stag Chilli - Italian and you choose to live in the cultural city of hull :)

John - quirky but weird - can I suggest maybe gerrad butler in a hunky geology / geography type drama”

“After a lot of thought, Meryl Streep.”

“Still probably one of the nicer things you've ever said to me. Compliments you make may be small but readily accepted and taken as seen. Thank you jz, one of the more sensible fosters of the porum (yes I did it on porpoise).”

“Dammit bt... first I've looked at this thread and had a 'RB - Because he has it in for me' answer lined up...

I'll go for Liev Schreiber. I'm sure he could act uglier if needed.”

“Dammit bt... first I've looked at this thread and had a 'RB - Because he has it in for me' answer lined up...

I'll go for Liev Schreiber. I'm sure he could act uglier if needed.”

“Thanks for that bt13 but I'm more Malkovich than Butler”

“Audrey Hepburn”

“Ah, because she is the spitting image of your goodself when you were younger, eh Pip?”

“How about the resemblance now though?

However, I can definitely see the connection


"I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it." (Audrey Hepburn)”

“A/G nice choice ...

RYG - Meryl Streep is cool

Who could play wozza ?

Jenoh... I am now thinking my pearly jacket jacket was not required for you Landan jaunt - because your no shelia - I would say anthony hopkins or stewie from family guy, not for looks but when ever I read your posts you are very calm and very specific which makes me think you are drinking a nice chianti, listening to opera music or secretly plotting world domination”

“RYG
AG
Pippa

please explain your choices :)”

“Helen Mirren, if when I reach her age I look half as good I will be a happy woman!”

“jz

She is a really good actress who can turn her hand to all sorts of different roles and characters.

And can you imagine the responses for certain posters if I'd chosen someone glamorous :)”

“bt13jz.......The reasoning behind the choice

As Sensation pointed out...the resemblance
As reallyyoung_G pointed out...the gentle nature of the lady
Altho' Flossy once pointed out, I had the acid wit of Blanche Hunt
Well Flossy, what can I say ? So relieved I didn't get Blanche's looks, eh ?


reallyyoung_G

Meryl Streep was the natural choice for your good self as she "can turn her hand to all sorts of different roles and characters"

I don't know why you think you'd have had negative responses if you'd have opted for someone glamorous. Just because you present yourself as a battleaxe, doesn't mean to say you look like one”

“pippa

"Just because you present yourself as a battleaxe, doesn't mean to say you look like one"

Wow, change of attitude there then. It wasn't that long ago that you were accusing posters of being ugly because they wouldn't post using their own photos. Any why stereotype 'battle axes' as being unattractive? I should imagine that quite a few glamorous people were battle axes in real life. Not that I could ever see the attractiveness in Joan Crawford, but she certainly was one as was Elizabeth Taylor and Joan Collins.

Anyway I hope your half pleasant (for you) response to me was't because you thought I meant that the quote by Audrey Hepburn resembled you. I hoped you'd see the sarcrasm there.”

“reallyyoung_G

No change of attitude, just you twisting things (no change there then)

Because Wozza and I used our own photos we were bombarded with insulting remarks, Wozza being told he was fat and ugly and I looked sinister and the rest.
I merely questioned the reason why you didn't post your own pics !!!


PS Sorry to disappoint but no, I didn't detect any sarcRasm in the Audrey quote”

“pippa


"Sorry to disappoint but no, I didn't detect any sarcRasm in the Audrey quote"

Not at all disappointed. It wasn't really meant for you anyway. Thought it might amuse someone else.”

“Pippa27

Could you use your own photo again? For us new members that missed it the first time?”

“pippa

I remember the photo, but I thought it was more Liz Taylor. Why don't you use it now?”

“Bt - interesting that I appear calm to you. I like your suggestions but I'm generally furious, so I would like Peter Capaldi in full-on Malcolm Tucker mode to play me please.”

“I always think Cheryl Cole has a resemblance of the incredible Audrey Hepburn too Pip. You've certainly been a looker and i bet you still are.”

“pippa27

I too would like to see this photo of you because pippa27 has only ever used that reddish square to post against.

I do remember another poster starting off with a top hat, moving on to Audrey Hepburn (now there's a co-incidence) and then using a photo which she said was herself, but she certainly wasn't pippa27 and insisted that she would never post under 2 names.

Maybe you are getting confused my dear?”

“jenoh

You appear calm to me too. I have seen just a hint of fury recently, but only a hint.

I hope you are like Malcolm Tucker though. I will read your posts completely differently now.”