“A bit vague this one, countries in themselves don't need to be removed only a very small % of the inhabitants, not going to get into this one.”

“The USA.”

“Bit of a random thought this jz. Do we assume that all the people of the country will survive, or merely that the country never existed? I'd hate to be responsible for the mass bloodshed of millions. Can't we move all the innocents somewhere before we fictionally zap the Country?”

“Define 'innocents' because it's subjective”

“The one currently containing Richard Briers.”

“Israel, without a moments hesitation.”

“r_y_g: innocents = people that haven't done anything to be guilty of. Usually means kids and women. I know there are women that aren't innocent but as a generalisation it works.
A_G: was watching 'The Good Life over Chrimbo. Immediately thought of you when I saw old Dicky Briers. Hate to disagree but I find him inoffensive! Bang goes our terrific relationship eh?
H_O_D: Israel is the best answer I could come up with too, followed by Tunisia, Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, China, Japan, USA, France and anywhere but the UK as a close second.”

“Myra Hindley was a child, as was Hitler and Genghis Kahn.

And just watching the news where a mother (women) has beaten her 7 year old son to death and burnt the body.

Anyway, as a generalisation jz isn't actually asking us to go out and destroy a country so no harm to any innocent took place during the discussion on this thread.”

“Phew. Thank goodness for that. I'd have been losing sleep, wringin' me hands, palpitating etc.
These people you've mentioned were surely never innocent?”

“No but they were either women, children or both.”

“Perhaps the reason for this lady beating her son to death was his persistent attempts at arguments on a Forum?”

“It would have to be Switzerland, I know it is clean, safe and beautiful but it is also outrageously expensive , I found the people to be rude and the food was grim.”

“DJ - using the death of a child to claim the moral high ground? Wow. That's... That's quite something... I can see how you would feel you were being provoked, but really dude. Not cool.

ry_G - I have responded so you don't have to unless you want to.”

“missfoodlove

Yes and there is a petition going the rounds that Swiss farmers eat dogs and cats so I have changed my vote and go with you.”

“Anon geoff - I had to google Richard Briars - am I right in thinking this is an actor?
Am I missing something? as this has been mentioned before and I am seeing a pattern of obsession arising ... are you a snubbed super fan?

Missfoodlove - Switzerland is extremely resourceful - what about the multifunction army knives?
The excellent time keeping and the banks which enable me to stash my cash?

Harry - if you take Israel out which is predominantly the Jewish then GC would loose a large amount of business ...I recall his target market for his poetry sales is bar mitzvahs. It is a good idea for him to retail his poetry abroad especially targeting non english speaking customers ...

RYG my family live in the USofA so I will have to do a rescue mission before you pop in the nuclear code”

“sorry should have read 'jewish community'”

“jz

You let the genie out of the bottle. It's your idea don't forget. Bit late now to have second thoughts, though I have changed the direction of the guided missiles from west to east. Aim for Switzerland (all timekeeping is excellent nowadays with digital clocks/watches) and maybe they will bounce off there and make it to the USA.

I hope your family isn't on the west coast, but didn't you say that your relative had had his home trashed? At least I would get the criminals that did it. :)”

“jenoh, God bless ya buddy but don't take my flippancies so seriously! Nice to know you still read my posts though.”

“No standards, no boundaries, no apology

No change there then.”

“Still as lovely, charming and stalkingly freaky eh gw.
Note jenoh said he's responded so you didn't have to. But it was obvious you would.

No change there either then.

Just call me Frankie Boyle (harsh but funny).”

“No. No no no.

You're not Boyle. You are the embodiment of Briers.”

“There is only one thing funny about you dj and its your face ...”

“bt - Anon_Geoff has not been snubbed by Briers; he's allergic to him. He also finds Nick Nolte's face offensive.

Best not to mention it really.

Which country would you do away with? I might boot the Isle of Man.”

“Turning over a new leaf and not responding to me didn't last long did it?

In fact he fell at the first fence as it was the first time I challenged him. But don't worry folk, it isn't going to continue.

However I would like to point out that I didn't respond when jenoh said there was no need for me to (though he did say I could if I wanted). I responded to his next comment. LOL.”

“jenoh

You need to check that none of us have relatives in the Isle of Man first. I don't, but a friend of mine's son has moved there.”

“I'd like you to move there. With no Internet facility. Xx He he.”

“As the Isle of Man is technically part of Great Britain it really shouldn't be allowed. It would also mean the end of the TT races, the wrath of millions of bikers is not a nice thought.”

“Mine would be the Canary Islands ... In particular El Hierro †he geological time bomb ... i obsess and worry about a 300ft mega tsunami.

Mind you the benefits are that it would wipe out the west hull expat chavs who frequent the islands... and ryg... it will wipe out east side of the states too ...it's a win win”

“Hmm - must've blinked. It's all gone strange.

I'm not defending whatever's happened but didn't you once post your address on here Sensational? And then complain when it was removed? Or did I dream that?

I've decided to leave the Isle of Man alone. It's very pretty and has a nice theatre. It's just 1957 over there.”

“I pretended to. I asterisked it all out myself buddy. Might be daft but not stoopid. It's weird how this poster would seek me out though. Wery weird.”

“mimi

When you were posting under your own details you continually complained that the rest of us didn't. At one point you even stated that you didn't understand why people weren't in the telephone directory.

Well now you know.”

“DJ - we know your name - age where you live, your part time work and your shift patterns because you have told us - we know your face, your dogs face and you tell us when your off to pub for a pint. You have told us that you sign on have gf who is elephant12 and a young daughter. This is the price of your 15 minutes of fame...”

“Sorry i meant 15 minutes of lame..”

“I have never mentioned the actual street. Neither would I. But why would anyone take the time to find out where a person lives. Don't you find that a little unusual? Now, no defending your little buddy here jz. It's rather freakish don' cha fink? I don't sign on, have done, don't at mo.”

“google it takes about 15 secs to find.... muppetree”

“But still weird why someone would? See where i am on this don't you?”

“jz

Even less if you try the phone book and speed read.”

“Same as when someone says "I know your weakness". I find it (probably a woman thing) a really strange thing. It's not something a sane person would say, surely?”

“Or how about, I've rattled your cage? A very appropriate comment for a budgie.”

“Yes that one is good.”

“dj

You think that you can post anything to anyone then freak out when you get as good as you give.

Lighten up for goodness sake. You are a 'local celebrity'. What do you expect?”

“Or how about, I've rattled your cage? A very appropriate comment for a budgie."

wish that had been mine ... proper LOL .... but please rephrase to

You THINK you are a 'local celebrity'. What do you expect?"”

“Nope, you specifically said that I lived there in a post that was seen by everyone (thousands or more) that reads this Forum. It is just too weird for me to comprehend and people I've shown it to reckon you were out of order and weird. Better than a local celebrity I would say by the way. Anyway, I'm not talking. Far too unusual behaviour.”

“Obsessive behaviour ? No not the stalking thing - bt13 worrying about the Canaries :)

I climbed El Tiede in 2005 - fantastic trip

If you want to follow El Hierro try this link

http://tinyurl.com/69kbzmy

Bear in mind that the main danger here is an earthquake triggering a landslide - lots of small earthquakes occurring now ease pressure and make a major quake less likely”

“DJ

I read this forum constantly and I can back RYG up 100%.

She didn't mention either you or a house number in her post.

Hope that helps.”

“You have mates?”

“John 1947 - I have been monitoring it :)

from being a kid I have had nightmares about mega tsunamis and I am going to cuba in 4 weeks and I am terrified that I am on the beach with my family and I see a mega wave in the horizon
caused by landslide

If this happens whilst I am away and it gets reported in the HDM do I win the prediction comp posthumously???”

“DJ You are dim as there was no mention of you or that you lived on the said dale..”

“No jz. No one had a clue, well not until mimi started screaming that it was his address.

Obviously his house takes up the full road as no number was mentioned either.

As for divulging addresses to the HDM, there is no way to do so. As everyone knows as we have all opened at least one account.

And as for thinking he's dim, that's libel. Why on earth would he believe such a thing about me?”

“I knew where he lived cause he told us he had moved to bransholme / sutton park and some waffle abut sky freeview in previous post”

“i can feel a poem ...

it was blowing a gale in *****dale
a budgie fell of its perch
it seemed rather spooked
at the thought of been nuked
oh the price of 15 minutes of lame”

“mimi

You are obsessed. You just can't stop talking about me. I think you're a stalker.”

“Yeah right. I think someone needs to stand back and take a good look at oneself here. Get new batteries, then obsess over someone foolish enough to respond. No thanks.”

“But you have responded. Again. Definitely obsessed.”

“bt13 - its not the wave on the horizon you need to look for, its when the tide suddenly goes out further than usual - mind if the resort is on the SW side of Cuba you won't need to worry :)”

“I love Cuba - home of excellent music and cool vintage cars. Also a country which shows you don't need to be friends with the US to survive”

“Ah, Cuba. A certain top ten from the Gibson Brothers if memory serves. Smashing.”

“Darn it, just checked 'The Google' and it only made number 12. Was certain it had entered the 'Fun Forty' at about 23 and gone into the Ten a couple of weeks later. Brilliant 'B' side too 'You'd better Do It Salsa'. Wonderful memories of going dancing to it at 'Flamingo Disco' in Cleethorpes on our motorbikes. DJ was Paul Jay or staying in Hull and listening to it at R&Js played by Geoff King (Skippy). Top times. A great disco tune.”

“China


http://tinyurl.com/aofwo37”

“I agree. Those poor lions, let's call them a_2_z and antyflo. They should be shot. Or moved back to the jungle.”

“Thought you were going to ignore me mimi?

You can't though, can you?

You have to respond no matter what.

And then you get all upset when I respond and claim that you are being stalked, bullied and in danger of your life.”

“Nah. To post my street name is still unforgivable and ever-so-weird. I just thought we'd been a bit quiet for a bit and I miss your freaky banter. Festive season over now. One of my masochistic traits, see. Don't worry there ain't no chance of moving into stevie-o's west wing now. You blew it,

Actually to tell you the truth I posted it and was still shaking my head in disbelief even until you'd posted the reply. Tell you what, that George Harrison isn't too far away from your real name is it?”

“Just did it to see if you could resist a little chat..... I'm back in truce mode tomorrow so spill it all out....

By the way, who posted this.....?
"DJ
I read this forum constantly and I can back RYG up 100%.
She didn't mention either you or a house number in her post.
Hope that helps."

That was you! EEEEEEEEEEEEK! Now, quick question here, why was that?

Truce mode tomorrow...... click that report thing that you do (I won't, I don't)
My street is a tiny cul-de-sac so why would you do that?
Post me the bit where I actually said it was my house number....”

“Pathetic.”